you will need:
friends that don't care
to be broke
a poor family
no car
and a birthday
step 1: have your friends give you lame excuses and bail on your celebration plans that you've had for a month, then have them brag on facebook about going out and having fun when they told you they were busy and didn't have the money
step 2: make sure your poor family can't afford to do anything for you for your birthday and have them mope around the house because they feel bad, in turn, making you feel worse because your friend's could have prevented this
step 3: have you mother buy brownie mix and icing mix and have her tell you that you can bake brownies for your birthday...keeping in mind that you won't be the only one eating these brownies that were made for your birthday...by you...
step 4: make sure you don't have a way to even go out and celebrate on your own birthday due to lack of funds and transportation
...and there you go! you get to eat a self-made birthday brownie and sit at home alone all day :) Happy Birthday!
signing out...
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